Oh 91 fwy, how I loathe you.
People seem to think that they deserve to be in the fast lane.
Why must you get upset when I pass you? Throwing fists up in the air, flashing your headlights and/or yelling obscenities. And don't pretend like you didn't- I can see you in my rear view mirror.
Kindly move to the next lane if I am going faster than you.
Yes, I understand that the speed limit is 65 mph but it is my choice to go faster, isn't it?
Slower traffic move to right. Thank you.
